Once upon a time there was a family. The three people were named Blah, Blah, and last is Blah.
So one day Blah (Blah 1) went to the beach (Blah 1 was a man) and he drowned.
The second Blah (a woman) went to tan herself. She came back half burned to death and there was a lot of money involved to take care of her.
The third Blah (a teenager) went out with his girlfriend and he came back crying. He cried for three whole days and said he would never come out again. (P.S he went out on the 5th day to get some candy and corndogs.)