Family News New Schedule The Sequel

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This just in, the family (mom not included) devastated by the old schedule suddenly find a NEW SCHEDULE!!!!!! (Read further down page for more (information).

The family (mom not included) are so devastated that they must LEAVE THEIR HOME!!!

The mom hearing this locked the doors and windows so the family (mom not included) couldn’t LEAVE!!! The mom evil as she is works them with the schedule TO THE BONE!!!

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2 thoughts on “Family News New Schedule The Sequel

  1. Dear Ian,

    Why, you utter brat!

    You’re hilarious. Keep it up.

    Love, Evil Mom

    P.S. When you become the next Dave Barry, please take notice I expect 10% of your profits to be direct deposited into my account weekly.

    E. M.

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